You Fit To Wear The Bling? Take The Chavs Test Here!

See if you is a true Burberry wearing, Carling swigging, pawn shop worrying, iPod thieving, Saxo modifying Chav tearaway. Select your answers then press the button to get your result. Once you've done the test you can copy and paste the bit of html code into your website to proudly display how Chav you are.

 

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Question: Have you ever shopped at Co-op, Iceland or Hyper Value?

Yes
No

Question: Have you worn Burberry check in the last year?

Yes
No

Question: Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket?

Yes
No

Question: Do you know any straight men who wear earings?

Yes
No

Question: Is your mobile phone on a "pay as you go" tariff?

Yes
No

Question: Have you ever gone to Pizza Hut on a date?

Yes
No

Question: Are you into "R&B"?

Yes
No

Question: Have you ever worn gold jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos?

Yes
No

Question: Have you ever eaten a pot noodle?

Yes
No

Question: Do you call your Grandmother your "Nan"?

Yes
No

Question: Have you ever got a present from a petrol station store?

Yes
No

Question: Do you find blue LED lights attractive?

Yes
No

Question: Do you have "tea" as your evening meal?

Yes
No

Question: Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler?

Yes
No

Question: Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers?

Yes
No

Question: Would you eat own brand baked beans?

Yes
No

Question: Are there cans of Carling Black Label in your fridge?

Yes
No

Question: Do you consider David Beckham someone to look up to?

Yes
No

Question: Have you ever relieved a hotel room of its freebie shower gel or shampoo?

Yes
No

Question: Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone?

Yes
No

Question: Do you own those socks that are cut off below the ankle so it looks like you aren"t wearing any?

Yes
No

Question: Do you know anyone that has been on "Trisha"?

Yes
No

Question: Have you ever worn a football shirt while not playing sport?

Yes
No

Question: Have you ever bought a garden ornament from B&Q, ie stone squirrel, ornamental wheelbarrow etc?

Yes
No

Question: Have you ever erected a flashing snowman or fairy lights outside your house at Christmas?

Yes
No

Question: Have you ever cut out and used money off coupons from magazines?

Yes
No

Question: Was your education paid for by the tax-payer?

Yes
No

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